Posted by: thefutonshoppaloalto | March 28, 2011

How to grow a organic baby

Here’s a easy list of instructions to grow a baby organically:
1) Add pure crystal clear water.
2) Feed only foods untreated with pesticide, grown naturally and not genetically modified.
3) Keep them dressed in organic cotton only.
4) When they are tired, have them sleep on a organic mattress.
5) Have them breath only clean fresh air, free from carbon emissions and other dust particulates produced as a by-product of making man-made products.
6) Bathe your baby in chromium-free water, free from oil spills as well.

That’s it!



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